The Onion recently had a competition to “Show us you’re nothing by sharing your boring, meaningless story on why you, and you alone, are the half-witted, filth-encrusted cretin most deserving of our disdain” in a 300 word essay. If chosen, … Continue reading
Columbus, OH – Outrage was unleashed upon the Internet this past week with the release of the trailer for the movie based on the book “50 Shades of Grey.” One Twitter user, @born2bmrsgrey, stated, “OMG I cannot believe the actor … Continue reading
Middle Of Nowhere, Montana – Doug Fir, a 200-year-old coniferous evergreen, took a tumble last week while enjoying his afternoon of standing in the same spot he’d been in his whole life thus far and swaying in the breeze. “The … Continue reading
Madison, WI – 22-year-old Harriet Reed graduated from a four-year private university this past May. “As I enter the real world with crippling debt due to student loans, the real crippling debt is in my heart,” states the young adult, … Continue reading
Tulsa, OK – YouTube has allowed many people to taste the sweet flavor of fame, and Gina Wagner is one of them. “I first realized the potential after I got my appendix removed two years ago and I’ve been posting … Continue reading
Rochester, NY – Local man Tim Rogers was feeling confident and ready when he arrived home after stopping by CVS after work. Earlier in the day, he had received a text from his girlfriend of 2 years asking him to … Continue reading
Nancy Summarizes Insanity 