Only One Woman Pictured The Correct “50 Shades of Grey” Character

Columbus, OH – Outrage was unleashed upon the Internet this past week with the release of the trailer for the movie based on the book “50 Shades of Grey.” One Twitter user, @born2bmrsgrey, stated, “OMG I cannot believe the actor they chose, he is NOT MY Christian #heartbroken #50ShadesofDismay.” Cheryl Brooks, however, is absolutely thrilled with the choice. “Mr. Grey is exactly what I pictured, all the way down to the way he holds the crop,” states the 50-year-old mother of two, who also says she was very close on her imaginary version of Harry Potter. “It’s kind of uncanny, but I’m not one to complain! You’ll see me at the midnight premiere!” As havoc continues on all forms of social media, Brooks is happily rereading the erotic novel, glad to have her imagined version of Christian Grey validated by a feature film.


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