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Five Reasons Why My Value is Equivalent to That of a Tagless Beanie Baby

Posted on July 29, 2014 by nanceruth

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The Onion recently had a competition to “Show us you’re nothing by sharing your boring, meaningless story on why you, and you alone, are the half-witted, filth-encrusted cretin most deserving of our disdain” in a 300 word essay. If chosen, … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal Tagged competition, funny, lol, nancy, Personal, the onion, writing competition

Only One Woman Pictured The Correct “50 Shades of Grey” Character

Posted on July 26, 2014 by nanceruth

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Columbus, OH – Outrage was unleashed upon the Internet this past week with the release of the trailer for the movie based on the book “50 Shades of Grey.” One Twitter user, @born2bmrsgrey, stated, “OMG I cannot believe the actor … Continue reading →

Posted in Satirical News Tagged christian grey, fifty shades of grey, funny, lol, Personal, satire, Satirical News, the onion

Recent Grad Seeks A Fresh Man

Posted on July 23, 2014 by nanceruth

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Madison, WI – 22-year-old Harriet Reed graduated from a four-year private university this past May. “As I enter the real world with crippling debt due to student loans, the real crippling debt is in my heart,” states the young adult, … Continue reading →

Posted in Satirical News Tagged comedy, funny, lol, Personal, satire, satirial news, the onion

Man Completes Thorough Online Research Before Purchase of Feminine Products for Girlfriend

Posted on July 10, 2014 by nanceruth

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Rochester, NY – Local man Tim Rogers was feeling confident and ready when he arrived home after stopping by CVS after work. Earlier in the day, he had received a text from his girlfriend of 2 years asking him to … Continue reading →

Posted in Satirical News Tagged comedy, lol, Personal, satire, Satirical News, tampon, the onion

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