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Today’s post is dedicated to one of the most influential cats on the internet: Keyboard Cat. If you haven’t seen this virtuoso before, you haven’t lived.
Keyboard Cat is one-of-a-kind and absolutely breathtaking. The way his paws tickle the ivories and move with such grace makes my heart beam with joy. Guaranteed to lighten up your day, Keyboard Cat is like no other. Plus he’s fun to impersonate anytime you’re near a keyboard. Enjoy!
At part of my Caturday series, I thought I would also include some tips on owning your own cat. Because I have almost always had some kind of cat in my life since birth and am slowly immersing myself into the cat community, hoping to eventually be welcomed as one of their own, I feel like I am a qualified resource for this topic.
This week’s tip is focused on the fact that if you wish to be a happy cat owner, you have to have zero expectations from them. Cats are extremely independent creatures and they can lick their own butts, thank you very much. You don’t have to bathe them unless your cat somehow rolls in a giant mud puddle. If your cat wants to snuggle with you, it will. If it doesn’t want to, it will not give in no matter how many times you run after it and grab it by the hind legs and hold it as tight as you can without squishing its soul. Not all cats are people cats, and not all cats hide away in the rafters of your basement and exist solely as glowing orbs in the darkness. I’ve only ever owned cool cats, but that’s because I’m cool so I cannot guarantee this for every cat owner.
What you can expect from your cat:
- Fur on everything, even if you can’t see it.
- Probably will pee somewhere besides the litter box.
- Will chase things you cannot see, convincing you that ghosts reside in your house and are actually present right now.
- Sleeps in middle of the bed and regardless of how many times you move them, they will move back.
I hope you have all enjoyed this week’s Caturday. Remember, as cat people like to say, “The time is meow.”
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HELLO. Once again we have reached the most cherished day of the week. The one, the only, the Caturday.
Today’s Caturday post is not only dedicated to the cat species, but also the the capybara. I love cats, we all know that. But the capybara has a special place in my heart simply because of the smug look on its face at all times. This photo, however, is a special one because you can see its little eye bending up a little and it is feeling TRUE HAPPINESS. This is the truest love I have observed ever in my entire life that I haven’t been a part of and where my cat wasn’t the other half of the relationship. I highly suggest you google pictures of capybaras and giggle at their smugness, because there is actually no other way to describe that facial expression.
P.S. I’m working on a real post at this very moment so I’M SO SORRY IT’S BEEN SO LONG.
Here we are again. Another Saturday, another Caturday. I find this makes more sense in my life than “another day, another dollar” because I have absolutely no money, but I do have cats!!!!! My previous post was a sincere apology for missing last week’s Caturday and there was no way I was going to miss it two weeks in a row. This week’s cat is one that made me snort in the middle of my theology class, one so loud that I then had to turn it into a weird cough/laugh combo and then proceed to jump out the window because my fellow classmates were trying to shoot me with laser beam eyes.
CATS LOVE IT!!! There is nothing but pure joy on this feline’s face. I can’t imagine anything more enjoyable in it’s entire life, even when measured in cat years. True, there is no rainbow. The real question is if the cat is supposed to only wear it when there is a rainbow outside, or if the rainbow is created through the wearing of the unic(horn). The mystery may never be solved. Also, this is a great option for a birthday present for Frances on the next 14th of May. Keep it in mind.
Firstly, I would like to apologize for missing Caturday. But I can guarantee that I missed it for a good reason. 1. Food Trucks This past Saturday I went to a food truck festival on the Charles River. There were … Continue reading