Area Man Announces He Will Not Be Running For President In 2016

Souix Falls, SD – It’s official. Area man Dan Jackson has made the announcement that he will not be running for the position of President of the United States in the 2016 election. A┬árun-of-the-mill plumber, Jackson felt the need to … Continue reading

Obama Regrets Casually Using the Phrase “Sue Me”

Washington, DC – Just last week Republicans of Congress voted to sue Mr. Barack Obama, current President of the United States and Scrabble enthusiast, for his usage of executive orders that has been deemed unconstitutional. This event caused Obama, who … Continue reading